The Magic Chilli Sauce

One day I ate some chilli sauce
It was spicy and sweet
The fiery feeling that coated my mouth
You just couldn't beat
That night I went to sleep
With a fire in my belly
When I woke up again
My breath was rather smelly
At school my pal Matthew
Told a funny pun
I laughed hard and a fire burst forth
With the heat of the sun
Though my friend was melted
I smiled with delight
I have the power of a dragon!
With my fire I will smite
Legions of petty peasants
And scores of greedy kings
I will soon rule the land
With my fire and wings
I'm glad I became a dragon
Thanks to that chilli topping
Was it magic? I don't know
But the power has me hopping

Wedges

The spice
Sets fire to my tongue

The pepper
Sets fire to my throat

The wedge sauce
Sets fire to my being

The sour cream
Soothes my soul

Growing up

Run boy run, this world isn't made for you. Run boy run, don't do what they tell you to do

Run boy run, life isn't what you expect it to be. Run boy run, take this advice from me

The Change

Matthew is a poo
He doesn't share his food with me
Maybe one day

Matthew is so great
I love him beyond compare
Please can I have more

Who?

Who?